The Deck of Players
In order to help round up Santino and his inner circle, our agency has published a deck of cards of the most wanted.

The Ace of Spades is none other than the Leader of the Al-Drinka organization, one Santino. For four years, Santino and his inner circle have wreaked havoc from their base of operations in the quiet rural community of Gainesville, Florida. Intelligence suggests that Santino once operated with a free reign. Together with operatives, dubious endeavors were plotted and discussed over Bud-Light and Pina Colladas at such underground facilities including T.G.I.F., 8 Seconds, and the most notorious spot known as the Rotator. Our most recent intel has discovered some unnerving information. After having posed as a well-to-do psychology major for four years, it seems that Santino and Al-Drinka has shifted its base of operations to the town of Tampa. Despite our best efforts to disrupt the plans of this drinking organization, we must remain vigilant at all times. We believe that Santino will continue to pursue his many aims as he roams the Tampa streets in his 94 Green Camaro with his trusted watchdog, Snoopy. Capture of Santino may likely result in the downfall of the Al-Drinka Organization.

Despite our best intelligence efforts, we have been unsuccessful Dein attempts to confirm the true identity of the secret mistress of Santino. Dubbed the Ace of Hearts, we have unfortunately been led astray many-a-time by such false leads such as Sigma Krapa Melanie. Once thought to be a player of significance within the Al-Drinka Organization, our operatives have recently discovered that Santino merely employed her services on a recent excursion to the Mardi Gras Festival in New Orleans to secure many interest and colorful beads. To this end, Santino brilliantly succeeded. Currently, our intel has confirmed that this false mistress continues to service many-a-man while also disclosing the secrets of her sorority, failing Florida's easiest class, and watching as Catherine implodes her star. As for Santino's true mistress and lover, we can only confirm that she is a truly charming and beautiful woman. When more details become available as to her whereabouts and/or profile, rest assured that the information will be made known.

The Ace of Clubs is none other than Ashley Taylor, a truly sketchy figure within the Al-Drinka organization and member of the Secret order of Kappa Kappa Gamma. Well known as Santino's partner in crime, Ashley has been known to gather with Santino at the Rotating bar and the local country club known as 8 Seconds to plot many devious schemes. Among these have included trips to Orlando, Bourbon Street, and Duval Street for fast times and booze that flows as freely as water in a river. Not usually known for smoking cigarettes, Taylor has however been known to partake in many exciting classes including the Introduction to Psychology in which Taylor did exceedingly well. After four years of enjoying the hospitality of country men in the "The Ville" and residing in an apartment with emaculate carpet, Taylor and her attack dog Bailey have joined Santino in his exodus from U.F. and now prepares to head the Texas Branch of the Al-Drinka Organization. This attorney to be is likely to continue in her ways as she attempts to pursue a life within the legal arena.

No deck of cards would be complete without the Joker, alas we arrive at one Amber Fretwell of Port St. Lucie. Together with the Charms of a woman and the urges of a man, young Amber has been known to be a top and highly respected advisor within the Al-Drinka Organization. Known for quick thinking and heads-up action, Amber enjoys a great deal of sovereignty and independence in her household and enjoys nothing more than the company of a loving family such as her own. Always respectful, courteous, and lady-like, she has always epitomized the values of sorority life despite her reluctance to join such a clan of independent minds. Amber also believes that Cubans should always be enlisted in the transportation of tires due to their expertise with these rubbers as recently noted when Amber enlisted Santino's help in such an endeavor. Whoa, however, to the man that takes this woman lightly, for she can feel mother, she loves puuuppppiiieeess, and is a fan of Bill Cosby's Pudding Snacks. Furthermore, she says to stop staring at her chest!

Catherine Klotz of Cocoa Beach is the Queen of Hearts in the deck of most wanted. One of the older and more established members of the Al-Drinka organization, our operatives have discovered a great deal throughout the years. From gogo boots to Pokey Stick Nights, Catherine once lived a fast life in the town of Gainesville. Together with Santino, these two once traveled the endless interstates of Florida to locales such as St. Augustine and the Melrose hottub. As with many of the other operatives, Catherine's time in Gainesville did reach its conclusion. Today, home is Cocoa for Cathy but don't be fooled, this young Diva continues to wreak havoc where she goes. Though she no longer takes chairs from Florida Stadiums, she has been known to surf up a storm on the Atlantic. While she looks sweet and innocent, beware of trying to tame this free spirit and agents are advised to approach with great caution upon initial contact. Also, beware of the 6'2 bodyguard Pete and his trusty guardog Zigmund. Orlando looms on the horizon for her.

Here we encounter two more devious personalities, Nelson and Christy the King of Spades and the Queen of Clubs. Nelson, the dubious brother of Santino has for some time operated the Tampa wing of the Al-Drinka Organization. Recently joining the ranks of legal-age, he has been known to frequent establishments along the Ybor City Strip. Coupled with Spiked Coca-cola products, Nelson now prepares to transfer his leadership to a yet unknown locale under the cover of a "college education". Our best intel points to the Pensacola area. As for Christy, not a great deal of information has been gathered at this time. Our sources do suggest that she is frequently found alongside of Nelson but prefers to drink virgin cokes. Our intel suggests that she will soon be in the vicinity of the St. Augustine region under the same cover of college as Nelson.

One of the more colorful characters of Santino's drinking organization is none other than the Queen of Spades, one Jessica Brown, aka Socca, aka Brown, aka Country. Known for her southern hospitality and friendly smile at a place of employment known as Goody's, Brown has been known to down a drink from time to time as well as partaking in other questionable practices. Infrequently employing the use of profanity or other types of foul language, this youg woman has however been known to turn the eyes of many a man in Tampa. Unfortunately for men across this world, the young heart of Jess does belong to a man within the Greater Orlando area. Jess, like Santino, shares many of the same extreme views such as the abolition of most welfare, the notion that people should earn their keep, and a deep disdain for Hitlary Clinton. If you find yourself at a late night establishment and hear the words "Aw Hell", keep your eyes peeled, as these words serve as a trademark expression from this young gal of the South.

Joseph Machado, formerly of Tallahassee, is the King of Hearts in Santino's evil empire. For some many years young Joseph has been in league with both Ashley and Santino. Knowing the mastermind since his high school days at Jesuit and having dated Ashley for a 24 hour post-prom period, he shares a unique insight into both personalities and would be a valuable catch. Once a devout follower of the Florida State following, his loyalties now seem to have shifted. After four years in Tallahassee and hosting Santino and Ashley on many late night occasions, intelligence suggests that Machado is posed to take over elements of the Al-Drinka organization left vacant in Gainesville. Together with his female companion Jen, these two are likely to carry on the traditions started by the Tino and Ash tangent. Like Santino, Machado may frequently be found at Raymond James Stadium supporting the Super Bowl Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

If you ever come across 1 or 2 deserted cheese stix at your local Applebee's restaurant, you can bet that Santino has enjoyed a meal with Jamie "Nurse Ratchet's Protege" Doris. This aspiring nurse is turned on by men with ears as well as arabs! When she isn't nursing her man's injuries, she is probably out with Santino watching quality flicks like "A Bugs Life"! She also reserves a warm place in her heart for one Wayne "My Last Name Says It All" Crooks. Jamie also drives a V-W convertible on Dale Mabry as if that popular Tampa street were the Daytona Motor Speedway. Too this day she continues to evade the authorities with such questionable practices!

These six individuals formerly were known as the Six Dons of Jesuit before their dispansion in late 1999. In their hey day, these six were considered by many to be a fearsome group of young Jesuit men. Today, many of these indivduals have alineated themselves from the others in the creation of their own territories.Two have disappeared to Gainesville, one was previously reported to be in Tallahassee but since then has disappeared, one to New Orleans, and two remained in Tampa! Many speculate as to whether or not these 6 men will ever settle differences and reunite!? Santino was recently quoted as saying: "Dont hold your breath"